coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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(via octavet-deactivated20140830)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via dorkywhiteboy)

sarah-sings-her-life-away:

Everyone, meet my new roommate

sarah-sings-her-life-away:

Everyone, meet my new roommate

(via just-a-minuet)

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

dennisbrain:

basically if you play a brass instrument and have pretty eyes i’ll fall in love with you

(via jenniferrdamello)

duplication:

when you see the girl you hate:

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(via just-a-minuet)

Anonymous Asked:
What state do you live in?

swolizard:

sexual frustration

heyimhanny:

Spirit of Atlanta 2014 - Magnolia

heyimhanny:

Spirit of Atlanta 2014 - Magnolia

(via splantamello)

drumnbootycorps:

was talking with friends about high school and said “when i age out” instead of “when i graduate” 

(via dsabs14)

Kristoff to his future son

Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff: Yes.
Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff: Yes.
Anonymous Asked:
Low brass

sofa-king-tuba:

Did someone say sex

marchingartsphotos:

"Whatcha thinking about, Sousa?"

marchingartsphotos:

"Whatcha thinking about, Sousa?"

(via goodpersonshittywriter)

thedeathofablog:

pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

I love how, instead of slut shaming her, you’re legitimately impressed and slightly envious

(Source: assgrl, via blindlybanding)